Let's Rebrand The Holidays
We always look forward to decking the halls and singing fa-la-la-la-la. However, seasonal customs are so predictable! Even the most established traditions could use an occasional refresh. (Let’s face it…there’s always leftover eggnog and fruit cake for a reason.)
So, in the spirit of imagination — and because Spritz loves rebranding exercises — shall we re-think a few holiday things to give them a more contemporary edge?
Bring on the Orange — Red & green are overrated, anyway.
Santa-less Sleigh
Innovation means an electric, multi-propeller air taxi for gift deliveries gives Santa and his reindeer some well-earned PTO.
Ditch the Eggnog
A matcha latte packed with antioxidants is so much healthier.
Rollerblading
Who needs ice, anyway?
Lava Lamps
Dig ‘em out of the attic, plug ‘em in and save some candle beeswax today.
Podcasts Rock
Avoiding politics around the holiday table is always a good idea.
Pizza for All
Supreme! With everything on it!
(Skip the ham, because…well, just because.)
Tinsel on a Succulent
Sustainability matters. Twice the fun and half the mess at a fraction of the cost.
So long, Mariah
Forget “All I Want for Christmas is You.” Actually, all I want for Christmas is a moment of peace.
